i saw this and i couldnt resist
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
I feel so betrayed right now
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
guys i feel as ignored as
- a white crayon
- the first piece of bread
- internet explorer
- the terms of agreement
- 18+ warning
- Kevin Jonas
- the fourth girl in spring breakers
Are you sure
Are you positive
Are you 100% positive
No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.
is this a threat
an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
No wonder why these two won the best collaboration